that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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