so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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