Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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