I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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