This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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