She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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