Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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