i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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