I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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