so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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