i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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