Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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