so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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He passed out mid-signature
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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