woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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