Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.