He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
im on a boat
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