i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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