Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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