It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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