fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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