you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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