I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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