found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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