so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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