what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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