Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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