I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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