Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You left your phone here
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