ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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