This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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