i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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