I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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