I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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