she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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