We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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