I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The adults are the big ones right?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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