She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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