Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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