I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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