so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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