Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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