How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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