then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
