This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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