I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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