I heard we made out
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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