Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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