Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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