five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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