i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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