im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
okay pat passed out under dana's car
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.