i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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