Can Purell be used as lube?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Randomize
