So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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