She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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